ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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