wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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