Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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