hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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