chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
just found out that she named her cat after me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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