god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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