I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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