Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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