Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize