I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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