Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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