Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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