So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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