He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.