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Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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