All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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