It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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