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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time

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  well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.

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• (424): View more from California

  Update: I may or may not be in a cult

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  Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?

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  She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?

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  WHO DOES THAT

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  I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.

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• (805): View more from California

  I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot

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