I wish I only lived at night.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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