Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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