Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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