Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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