This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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