Kiss
Puke
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
