your parents love me but you hate me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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