remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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