Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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