Your mouth is God's brothel.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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