Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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