Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I forget how to act sober
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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