Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened to fro yo and sex?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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