that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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