I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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