I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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