Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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