I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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