Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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