I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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