Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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