the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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