Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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