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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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