There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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