i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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