so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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