I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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