Sponge bath it is.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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