Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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