Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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