it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Do vagina's smell?
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Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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