Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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