yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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