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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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