I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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