idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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