So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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