How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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